From: Malacki
Date: Wednesday, December 25, 1996 3:53 PM
To: Werewolf
Subject: 10 ways to annoy a Get
10 ways to annoy a Get of Feniris:
10. Say: "Well gee, you look like a Bone Gnawer."
9. Just when he's about to swear, give him a kiss.
8. Trick him into singing "Kumbya"
7. When he shows you his most prized scar say "That little thing??????"
6. Paint his toenails and claws hot pink with glitter while sleeping
5. Replace his grand klaive with a spoon
4. Say to him "The hand of... what???"
3. Set him up on a date with a Black Fury (this works both ways)
2. Call him "Cute and fuzzy"
1. Turn him into a vampire
as discovered by Little DoveChild of Gaia: Philodox; Aethera Inamorata
(with a sense of humor)
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