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From: Travis Ray Cole
"Next to the Trailer"
I got a Chevy with a 350 that runs and a 1963 Ford Falcon 3 speed that sits because I can't get no front end parts for it seems ford put 1962 front end parts on it and I got to order them special for three times the price
I went in to town last night to the fillin' station to get 5 gallons of kerosene for the furnance 'cause the man did'nt bring the truck around last week and we run out last night If I catch someone stealin' my kerosene theys gonna wish they did'nt.
The chickens keep getting out of the coup across the street and getting run over. It smells terrible, but somehow the chickens disappear out of the road I 'speck its limpy who gets 'em. she came round here askin' for potatoes and I gave her the mushy ones that had been under the sink and shes come back for more everyday since.
I thought it was right nice of the little blonde up the hill to come down here at 2:30 in the morning wearing just a long T shirt wanting to use the phone so she can call where she works to tell 'em she can't come in tonight because her husband beat her up again. I told her be quite 'cause my wifes sleepin' but she woke her up shor'nuff.
We only got a one bedroom and its for the kids so I made a bed for us in the livin' room with some nice bedposts made outta treated deck wood they had thrown away at different jobsites. Then I made some nice toyboxes, but theres no room in here for 'em so I put 'em outside next to the '63 Falcon.
My neighbor makes it look like hillbillys live round here. Shes got a 1976 plymoth fury packed full of books sitting out front. She musta been a school teacher at sometime. Her trailer is as big as the car and shes as big as the trailer.
One time she was screamin' Help!! Help!! and I ran over there to see whats the matter. She was just layin' in the bed said she wanted to see if anybody would come.
I brought a nice bucket home from work so honeypie can do some washin' and then I tied a rope up from tree to tree out back by the sewage swamp where those wild mariawana plants grow.
Everyday honeypie makes my lunch two bologna sandwiches and and orange or apple and some kinda snack bar and a hot generic lemon-lime soda its these lunches that got me my third raise in 6 months.
I just cant stand the hamburger helper everday for dinner. when she throwed me out I showed up at that little blondes who lives next door to Pa with a case of the wrong beer,I guess cause she said shes sleepin' come back tomorrow with budwiser and I cant stand budwiser but it was worth it cause I stayed there a week and every night she cooked great dinners one night lobster I never ate no lobster before steak and mashed potatoes, pork chops, and fried chicken one night. she wanted me to leave honypie but was'nt no way I was gonna do that for a woman who carried a gun in her pocket and made me clean out the car before she got in it. Copyright : TRAVISRAYCOLE(C)2000 Travis Ray Cole can be e-mailed at oeoeoe@usa.net